Bridget Marquardt Pink Bikini Photoshoot

When any of The Girls Next Door alums get down to tiny outfits (or less), I feel compelled to look. There are many things you can say about the likes of Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson, or, in this case, Bridget Marquardt, and not all of these things make for great tea-time conversation with your grandma, but there is no denying these sexy celebrities have the bikini body business down to just about a near perfect science. These behind the scenes photos of Bridget Marquardt modeling a pink bikini (and, let us not forget, pink ranks #2 on the bikini color hotness chart) are a nice visual resume builder for the Playboy pictorial veteran. Enjoy.

Brooklyn Decker Topless Mark Squires Photoshoot

How much amazing sexy celebrity boobtastic will we see today, or, at least, today before I collapse from sheer blood drain? This Brooklyn Decker topless picture from a beautiful, if brief, photoshoot that depicts the sheer and utter hotness of this goddess. Every infantile suckling fantasy you've ever known is about to change today, wipe the fantasy board clean, insert Brooklyn Decker flashing funabg. And, enjoy.

Note - Nudity

Audrina Patridge Is Not Just a Hot Girl Without a Brain

Just kidding. So it would seem that Audrina Patridge’s new reality show premiered over the weekend, mother is too cheap to get cable so I didn’t see it, and she seemed to spend a lot of time hanging out in her bikini. Here are a few shots of Audrina walking around, posing for the camera and just looking sexy in some lingerie and bikinis. If the rest of the season is going to be like this I think she’s got a hit. You can’t really go wrong with fake boobs and bikinis. When do I make my cameo?